I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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