So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
People with herpes should wear stickers.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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