I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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