ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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