i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
It's just like the Real World with babies
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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