Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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