Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
this is an emotional support booty call
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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