i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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