the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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