The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
this hospital has no fireball
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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