I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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