No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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