For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
