There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
