Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
