i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
She said her name was "party"
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Terrible idea I love it
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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