Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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