My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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