Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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