If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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