Midget sex pt 2 tonight
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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