In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He kissed a someone with a penis
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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