Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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