ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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