Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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