it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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