i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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