I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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