White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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