we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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