How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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