if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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