Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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