i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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