Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
i now understand why vodka
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
