I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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