I love black thongs
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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