i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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