See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
