Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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