your parents love me but you hate me
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
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