I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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