i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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