I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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