in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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