wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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