Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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