Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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