Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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