Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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