nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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