I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
birth control should be required to get into college
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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