i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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