We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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